Posted by
Paul on Tuesday, October 28, 2008 10:22:22 PM
The masses must follow official Obama government policy, or else.
If you pay taxes in the Unites Socialist States, you will pay more. I will raise income taxes, corporate taxes, capital gains taxes, and the death tax. You should feel rotten that you have achieved more than others. Therefore, I will take your money away from you and give it to someone who did not earn it. If you are a little girl who sold lemonade from a stand in your front yard, I will take your lemonade money and give it to another girl who did not work hard like you did. Next, I will take some of your toys away and give them to another girl who has less than you. You better not complain!
Effective immediately, we no longer have a Constitution. I never liked that charter of negative liberties and have always resented your Founding Fathers. I will use the Supreme and Federal Courts to help me achieve income redistribution and economic justice. I will appoint justices who will carry out my master plan and do as I say. We are now a society of fairness and equality of results. I will strip away your individual freedoms to maintain order. Lucky for me, our public schools are so poor, most people under 50 did not know what socialism was when talk radio warned you I was a socialist.
If you serve in the military, go home. I hate you guys! Your bravery, heroism, and patriotic flag waving make me sick. The United Socialist States no longer has a military. All military weapons, technology, and secrets will be handed over to Russia, Iran, China, North Korea, Hamas, and al-Qaeda. We don't need a military when I can use my soaring rhetoric to solve all problems.
You dumb asses didn't believe Rush Limbaugh, talk radio, and the conservative media when they kept telling you I was friends with terrorists and sympathetic to your enemies. You covered your ears and voted for me! I toasted a PLO member at a party with my good buddy Bill Ayers and my liberal media friends covered up for me! By the way, I am a Muslim.
I have a special message for conservative talk radio. You are finished. The Fairness Doctrine is back. Criticize me one more time and you will be silenced forever. I will investigate your family and ruin your life. From now on the masses will be fed a daily diet of communism from liberal talk radio.
If any private citizen, reporter, or politician criticizes me or my policies in any way, I will investigate you and your family, and ruin your life. News networks will be shut off if anyone asks me or Biden a tough question. You are not allowed to criticize, disagree, or descent. If you do, we will find you.
This is what you gullible people voted for. Enjoy it!
We still have the freedom to make the above fiction. Vote to save the United States of America, our Constitution, and our liberty and freedoms.